where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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YOLO

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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