i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

I'm gay.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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