Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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