How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Tennesse

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Like this joke

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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The penn state football administration

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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