why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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math test 2=2

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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