What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Hashtag

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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