How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Anti Joke

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