a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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a retard lost...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Lil' Wayne

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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