- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Women's football

Two women were sitting quietly.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

The Holocaust

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Trashcan!

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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