Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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math test 2=2

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Canada

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Potato.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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The Irish man was sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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