A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Unflushed Shit...

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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