whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Ouch.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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