What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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How old is victor? Old

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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whats long and black? a baton

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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