A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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