Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whos gay? you are

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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kiss me?

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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