What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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c+t+c?

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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