How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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You just won the game...

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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