Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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women playing football?

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