There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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