- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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