- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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