Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Enchilada

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anne hatthaway

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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