how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Women's Sports

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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democracy

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