I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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