Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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black people

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