stop it ryan vallee

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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