- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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