How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

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