What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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