Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

PENlS.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

asian drivers.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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