whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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alston wang

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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