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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

what happened to your gran you tell me

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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