How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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marshal sterio had sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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