What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Knock knock. Come in.

Woman's rights.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Jared Gough is a slut

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What is next?

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Women's rights...

Ha

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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