your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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