- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Hippopatomous!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

kiss me?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

your mom

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

monkey sponge

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