roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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minecraft

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Women's rights.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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