- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Women's football

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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