- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Chuck Norris.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

The 13th Amendment...

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

your mom

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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