Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Anti Joke

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