What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Sorry boss

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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toast points

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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