Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Nobody cares.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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