How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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don't look behind you

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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