- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

women have rights

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Can I touch it?

a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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