marshal sterio had sex

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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