Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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