- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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