Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

what do you call a black man named mike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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