Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

penis hehehehe

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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