- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Christopher Walken to a bar.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

I tell an anti joke!.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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