What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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