- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What just hit my face? The floor

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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