- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

Where is my tractor?

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

haha, you're an orphan

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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