Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Meow.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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YEAH THEY DO.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Women's Rights

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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