Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Japan called... They need help.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Why was Timmy sad?

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Watch your lips.

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