- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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