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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Womens rights

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

peter charastabopouloulous

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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