- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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