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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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