What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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The Bible

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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