What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Hippopatomous!

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

guess what what? nothing.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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