Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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