Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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