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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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