What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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