- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Yes. Just Yes.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

anne hatthaway

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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