your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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