What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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I saw a shovel once.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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