- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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