My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Penis.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Watch your lips.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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