Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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