Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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hit the thumbs down button

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Womens rights

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the real mccoy

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whats brown? poop.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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