a man walks into a bar it hurt

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Ebola

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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I enjoy anal.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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I hate blackniggers

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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It's long!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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