- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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