Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Type 2 diabetics

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Who is a knob? ross d

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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