What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

women's rights.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Stephen Walking.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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