- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

fack me!

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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