What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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i like tits

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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