- Anti Joke

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!