Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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This is not a joke.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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whoa there

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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