What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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It's long!

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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#scabbers

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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