An Irishman walks out of a bar...

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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