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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Girls Basketball.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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