Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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#scabbers

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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involved parents.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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hi michael

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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