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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Society.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Yes.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

I'm banging your sister.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Your social life

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Matt Damon

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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