What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

liam buchan is gay !

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Penis penis poop butt

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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