- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Your mom.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Mitt Romney.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

A baby seal walks into a club...

YEAH THEY DO.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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